Happy Easter everyone!
I have always loved Easter. I mean, it is the perfect holiday for kids really. Christmas only works because of the sheer amount of food and presents, because lets face it - Santa is kind of creepy. My sister never liked Santa in the shopping centres (although it never stopped her from accepting his presents!). BUT EASTER. Chocolate plus a small fluffy mammal. PERFECT. And this year we get 5 days off in a row. Last Christmas it was only 3. And it was stinking hot, as it is in Australia.
When I was a kid it was easy to see how cool you were at Easter. It was the volume of chocolate the Easter Bunny brought you. Going on this gem of wisdom I bought as many Easter eggs this year as my budget would allow. Why buy 20 Cadbury eggs when I can get 30 no name Australian made ones for the same price! I bought two packets. I had SOOOO MANY EASTER EGGS. I was awesome. Until I ate the chocolate eggs I had bought. It was like a chocolate chicken and a Japanese curry had an illegitimate love child. It may have taken me 24 years, but I have finally learnt the lesson of putting quality above quantity.
Easter egg, anyone?
