Pictionary, recommended with Alcohol.

Last night I had a friend and her boyfriend over.  We do this on occasion and, usually we drink bad wine, sing badly to eighties music and record ourselves being strange on my video camera.  Last night was no different.  After some really bad wine (we made the mistake of having the nice bottle of wine first) we started to play pictionary.  It was boys versus girls, so there was a lot at stake.  We warmed up our drawing hands and our brains and got into things.  This is what followed...

This is the first page.  I would like to firstly apologise to all the American and Canadian people out there who may be upset that my attempt to draw your countries ended up looking like an icecream cone.  Also, apparently the Canadian flag I drew looks like a marijuana flag.

 

This page was my favourite.  John's picture is in the top left hand corner and it is miniscule. I have no idea how anyone can even see the picture, let alone guess what it was of.  This is where the lamp came into things.  Now, I drew a vacuum cleaner.  It looks perfect to me, but according to everyone else it looked like some kind of future car.  So I decided to draw a lamp.  It was to make the point that it was indoors and for perspective.  No one knew what the hell I was talking about. 'A lamp? For perspective?' Everyone proceded to roll around laughing at me.  So, in the following pages where there looks like a lamp (or once like a large penis) that is actually a lamp. You know, for perspective.

As the night went on the pictures looked more and more like penis' and other rude body parts.  So the first guess for any picture was 'PENIS! NO! VAGINA! CRAP, NO! BALLS!'  If you ask me the egg beater one looks overly suspicious...  And the new catch phrase was 'Well, I would have got it if you had drawn a lamp for perspective...'

 

By the end of the night we were pretty good at drawing and guessing.  Even though John didn't get the Harry Potter drawing.  What a noob.  And Rachel and I got the award for best guess with fewest lines.  It was a hairdryer. Yes, we do rock.