Miss me?

I'M BACK! Yeah, I know I have been AWOL for a while but I suddenly felt the need to blog so here I am. Things have been pretty up and down for the past six months and blogging has taken a bit of a back seat to life.  A while ago I started frequenting meme sites and the like, which probably led to a drop off in posting, and I started to comment on them with my alternative FB account.  Fast forward about 6 months and I finally realise I have an 'Other' tab under the message section in facebook.  Turns out I attracted a little bit of attention by using this pic as my profile picture at the time:

You should see the other guy.

If you are thinking this is going to turn into a decent blog post you are about to be sorely disappointed.  See below for the super weird and occasionally creepy messages I found in my 'other' inbox...

Turns out you are right! I do get lots of weirdos messaging me. Actually no. You are the first.

... Really?...

And I returned that honour by not even reading this message...

I didn't know Russia was onto me... I have to get stealthier.

In other words this is a filler post. I hope you realised that before you got to this bit. I mean. Really.


PS. Next time you can check out all the BEAUTIFUL SPAM!!!! I have so much spam now! Nothing says success in a blog as much as getting scammed to buy Canadian pharmaceuticals!!!

Some Words With Friends*

Everyone is so into their phones at the moment. If it isn't that idiotic Angry Birds (where birds are launched into the air as small feathered bombs and missiles... yes, I know you probably know what is about because you play it, but I just wanted you to see how stupid it actually sounds to other people) then it is this new game called Words With Friends.  Apparently it is the new thing.  I even jumped on and have started a couple of games.  It's like scrabble over the interwebs.  Sounds awesome, no?

I beg to differ.  Sure, it is an easy, intellectual way to interact with your friends and family BUT it showed it's true colours this morning. What the hell? I can't play a game this rubbish.

*Some words not included, sold separately (apparently)