Miss me?

I'M BACK! Yeah, I know I have been AWOL for a while but I suddenly felt the need to blog so here I am. Things have been pretty up and down for the past six months and blogging has taken a bit of a back seat to life.  A while ago I started frequenting meme sites and the like, which probably led to a drop off in posting, and I started to comment on them with my alternative FB account.  Fast forward about 6 months and I finally realise I have an 'Other' tab under the message section in facebook.  Turns out I attracted a little bit of attention by using this pic as my profile picture at the time:

You should see the other guy.

If you are thinking this is going to turn into a decent blog post you are about to be sorely disappointed.  See below for the super weird and occasionally creepy messages I found in my 'other' inbox...

Turns out you are right! I do get lots of weirdos messaging me. Actually no. You are the first.

... Really?...

And I returned that honour by not even reading this message...

I didn't know Russia was onto me... I have to get stealthier.

In other words this is a filler post. I hope you realised that before you got to this bit. I mean. Really.


PS. Next time you can check out all the BEAUTIFUL SPAM!!!! I have so much spam now! Nothing says success in a blog as much as getting scammed to buy Canadian pharmaceuticals!!!

Spammers, I am disappoint.

Some of you may recall that I have already written a post on spam in May.  At the time of that post I decided to make things interesting.  I disabled the spam blocker on my blogger account in the effort to attract more spam to deal with.  Actually, to attract any spam, since the only ones I have had so far were from Kristen and Lac who are not actually spam-bots.

Spammers, what the hell? Not a single spam entry since I disabled my spam safety net.  I know I am not the biggest blog... and in fact only have 18 people who follow me, but actually and very literally I AM BEGGING TO BE SPAMMED.  It is an open invitation and so far I am having a party with just me and the tramadol laced inheritance cake.  You will never get an easier target.  I won't even delete your spam, and instead display it proudly for all to see.

About the same time as my spam filter disabling, the forum where I spend a lot of my time upped its spam measures and I now have not disapproved any spam since MAY.  I am having withdrawals.  I might even make one of the tags for this post 'spam me damn it'.  Do you think that would work?  Or saying words like Canadian Pharmacies and Viagra? 

Spammers! Oh delightful morning on the Internet market.  Why you ever need flaming language for best possible? Post here Canadian pharmacy and best cost only Tramadol without prescription!  Freedom for posting and happy guarantee!

Please?