Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Miss me?

I'M BACK! Yeah, I know I have been AWOL for a while but I suddenly felt the need to blog so here I am. Things have been pretty up and down for the past six months and blogging has taken a bit of a back seat to life.  A while ago I started frequenting meme sites and the like, which probably led to a drop off in posting, and I started to comment on them with my alternative FB account.  Fast forward about 6 months and I finally realise I have an 'Other' tab under the message section in facebook.  Turns out I attracted a little bit of attention by using this pic as my profile picture at the time:

You should see the other guy.
If you are thinking this is going to turn into a decent blog post you are about to be sorely disappointed.  See below for the super weird and occasionally creepy messages I found in my 'other' inbox...


Turns out you are right! I do get lots of weirdos messaging me. Actually no. You are the first.

... Really?...

And I returned that honour by not even reading this message...

I didn't know Russia was onto me... I have to get stealthier.



In other words this is a filler post. I hope you realised that before you got to this bit. I mean. Really.


PS. Next time you can check out all the BEAUTIFUL SPAM!!!! I have so much spam now! Nothing says success in a blog as much as getting scammed to buy Canadian pharmaceuticals!!!