On the forum where I spend a lot of my time, I am a moderator. This sounds exciting. I look important. People look up to me.
Whatever. All I live for at the moment is SPAM. I have become a spam crusader. Defending the pages of the forum from the infiltration of nonsensical posts regarding Canadian Online Pharmacies.
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ReplyDelete[Insert spammy link in sig here]
I definitely felt like we were defending our borders during the Great Canadian Pharmacy War of 2011.
You guys are the best! I love the fact that Kristen's was SO SPAMMY it ended up in the spam box!
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