Sometimes it is really hard to think of something interesting to post, which is probably why I post so little. Other times things just fall right into my lap... This is one of those times. I was shopping for a good moustache for a fancy dress party (as I have a lot of trouble growing one) and got slightly distracted by the amazingness of badly translated trick toy packaging. I hardly even need to commentate on it, it's that good.
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| Who can resist something so well marketed. It did look like something that had just fallen out of a monkeys butt... Aptly named... |
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| Looks pretty straight forward. |
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| Seriously? What? 'If some one takes it for use???' |
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| These look like fun |
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| Seems legit. |
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| A classic for any pranking pro. |
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| But I will be stuffed if I can figure out how the hell you are meant to use it... |
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Well, that concludes this weeks crazy Asian translations. I can't believe how entertained I am by such simple things...
Umm... Think id be a bit concerned to use the burst soap. Id be a bit is it going to explode my head? Is it an anti theft device for toilet soap? What does it do? The colour tap water made me laugh pretty hard. How would you use that one?
ReplyDeleteI do have an ongoing problem with people stealing my toilet soap...
ReplyDeleteThen this may bethe product for you!
ReplyDeleteAlso, did anyone notice the part of the Sticky Shit that it warns it is a choking hazard. Who would put that in their mouth!
My personal favourite is the part about the Bean 'walking naturally'. I just imagine them sauntering down the street.
HA!
The best part about the beans? The Chinese has nothing to do with "walking naturally."
ReplyDelete"Place the 'pills' in your palm and they will endlessly flip and spin!"
Sounds a lot better than "walking naturally."
Thank for the reading practice for the day!
谢谢你帮助我练习我的阅读！
Are they jumping beans or blood capsules? Or jumping blood capsules?! Hmmm... jumping blood capsules that can naturally saunter down the street.
ReplyDeleteTo get the tape water colour in is easy... just sneeze apparently.